1. “Good road” and “highway” are not synonymous.
2. The product of the size of a vehicle and the number of times its rider will blow the horn is constant.
3. If a cow decides to cross the road, it will cross the road halfway and then decide not to cross the road.
4. At the most picturesque point in your trip, a dog would have committed suicide on the road.
5. The more tasteless and expensive the restaurant that you found after a long distance is, the greater the certainty that there’ll be a better one a few hundred metres further on.
Thursday, May 29, 1997
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Also the important overtaking rule: If a vehicle in front of you flashes its right-indicator, it's actually telling you to overtake, so that when you do, it can turn right into you, turning you into the aforementioned suicidal dog.
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